Sunday, November 15, 2009

Green Tea Party 2012!

While the GOP's approval ratings are slightly lower than gonorrhea, the future for the party doesn't look too bright in the 2012 election. A testament to that is the candidates' need to already begin preparing for the upcoming election.

However, the election still needs another party to compete with the Democrats, which is why I propose combining two independent parties to create one SUPER PARTY! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: THE GREEN TEA PARTY 2012!

The party is a combination of the Green Party and the Tea Party.

Besides the many health benefits such a party provides, the two groups have more in common than many realize. Take Feminism and a respect for diversity as examples. While such principles are highly endorsed by the Green Party, the Boston Tea Party actually practices what it preaches.

Take Marilyn Chambers who ran as the Tea Party's vice president last election. Her career as an ex-porn star is an indicator of such beliefs. She and African American boxer Johnny Keyes acted (if you know what I mean..) in the porn film titled Behind the Green Door. But before engaging in such activities, she also participated in a lesbian scene. Feminism anyone?

1 comment:

  1. Yes, YES, screaming loudly! Not your porn comments, but the idea of the Green Tea Party! I call it the old Green Party on Steroids.

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